Headline: Scott Brown Wears Pink Leather Shorts - Proves Once and For All That You Have to Be Gay to Think 'Secret Mark' is Authentic

I guess the hoaxers were right.  Not only was Morton Smith, the discoverer of the Mar Saba manuscript gay, but now Scott Brown, the 'high priest' of the side which argues the text is authentic admits he once wore pink leather shorts on a date.  I'm telling you, it's looking more and more like a concerted 'gay conspiracy' to influence the Church if you asked me.

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