A Remembrance that Cracked Me Up Today

I was killing myself laughing today. My parents who are both dead now came to see me in Orlando when I was living there around 2002. I had broken up with my then girlfriend, now wife, and was wallowing in self-pity. My parents were worried about me. So I tried to convince my then "girlfriend" a stripper from Cleo's Nightclub who was very beautiful especially naked to come to dinner to meet my parents for dinner. She never showed up. We still continued to go out "informally" afterwards. She started bringing her daughter on our dates. But I remember sitting in a bad restaurant in Orlando (there are many) with my Canadian parents with my then "girlfriend" as a no show and I wonder what would my parents have thought if she actually had come to dinner. It's one of those, who knows. She was very beautiful. I only missed my ex-girlfriend when my current love wasn't around. I strangely managed to figure out the passwords for both ex and current girlfriend at the time so I was able to get "real time" information on both (I was continuing to talk to my wife almost daily as she was also going out with someone else). Her then boyfriend also figured out her password it turned out (I think both my ex and my currrent girlfriends passwords were 12345 or something like that). It was a crazy time.